The PM, like Grimes and Elon, will name the child after his own clever achievements.
Intensive support from by overstretched nurses has deprived Johnson of a Homeric ascension.
‘It all got rather out of hand’.
He is said to be confused, but slowly accepting this new reality.
He requested an extra ‘o’ in Dom, but that accolade’s been reserved by Mr Cummings
It’s not the same when Labour does it.
Brexit Britain’s mortality rate roars triumphantly into the lead.
Despite onshore manufacturing, levels of Philosophy, Politics and Economics are at their lowest since the Heath government.
Dom and his merry band of misfit geniuses (but not Sabinsky) have their fingers on the pulse.
The PM has opened up about the hard work he and Carrie Symonds have put into repopulating the UK.