As many foresaw, the historical record has been immediately and irredeemably damaged by the deposition of Colston’s statue in a harbour.
People everywhere have expressed their regret on learning that airlines were telling the truth when they said this would be shit for their staff.
New medical research suggests that people who are given to ‘drifting off’, or who are just laid back, are at greater risk of coronavirus complications.
The UK will pursue an ambitious timetable aimed at delivering an even bigger second coronavirus peak than it’s continent-leading first.
Queen will give a televised message to mark the anniversary of VE Day, as the coronavirus outbreak overshadows nationwide celebrations.
The strange, inexperienced and mostly male cabinet only got really fired up when it discovered it could draw a pair of breasts with its emergency powers.
Bob Morris, 53 from Preston, produces around 50 litres of artisan gin in his shed each week. Normally, he gives much of it away to friends and sells the rest in local shops.
An extremely credible politician has reminded the public that nothing is ever her party’s fault.
The PM, like Grimes and Elon, will name the child after his own clever achievements.
Maxton and Cathrin Dollop-Smith, both 22, have returned home after spending two nights in a tent outside a McDonalds branch that isn’t scheduled to open.