The poor taste in electoral options and the inability to smell a rat are thought to be symptoms of a nation gripped by COVID-19.
‘We are taking our lead from the science, who is leaving us slurred voicemails’
As part of its crystal clear new guidelines, the administration has lifted the exercise limit.
Arrivals from France will not be subject to the 14 day quarantine, since a silly French virus is no match for big strong British people.
Say hello to COVOIDANCE™, the clear, concise and utterly unproblematic new brand to help us COVOID™ COVID and the associated crippling economic recession.
New medical research suggests that people who are given to ‘drifting off’, or who are just laid back, are at greater risk of coronavirus complications.
You’re not in government (so not allowed to defy lockdown rules), but you can still enjoy a 5☆ staycation.
This hero businessman has worked out a way to turn hazardous medical waste into profit!
Oh my days! Finally a hand sanitiser without bacon bits.