In an adjoiner to a Green Paper submitted for review by the Sub-Committee for the Appointment of a Steering Group Facilitating Actionable Deliverables in Fiscal Stabilisation, the EU has accepted that the collapse of the Lehman Brothers and subsequent credit crunch is a very real crisis, and they must start planning a unified response.
Government calls out ‘number fiddling’ by nations that use intelligent government action to reduce mortality rates.
An extremely credible politician has reminded the public that nothing is ever her party’s fault.
The activist a takes well-earned break while once-skeptical old men are panicked to find that the planet is doomed.
“We consider ourselves more of an alliance of freelance oil artisans,” one taxpayer-subsidised oil exec said.
Emergency stocks of realism will no longer be needed in the lockdown-averse US states, after fresh veins of delusion were discovered yesterday.
Dedicated, self-appointed internet detectives unearth self-destructive nihilism at the heart of China.