There is a new list of 50 countries Brits can safely travel to, including several that aren’t countries.
‘Yes it stinks, but those rancid microwave meals were a product of their time’.
As many foresaw, the historical record has been immediately and irredeemably damaged by the deposition of Colston’s statue in a harbour.
British common sense stockpiles are to be tapped as we enter the second wave of the virus.
A small army of cleaners and nannies is preparing to return to work, where carnage – burnt stilton on the Aga, port stains on the chesterfield and horse shit in the rugs – awaits them.
It has emerged that James, 37, from North London may not be the lockdown Renaissance man his Instagram feed suggests he is.
This VE day, we catch up with the generation that bravely talks endlessly about the war their parents fought.
Bob Morris, 53 from Preston, produces around 50 litres of artisan gin in his shed each week. Normally, he gives much of it away to friends and sells the rest in local shops.
Maxton and Cathrin Dollop-Smith, both 22, have returned home after spending two nights in a tent outside a McDonalds branch that isn’t scheduled to open.