The PM, like Grimes and Elon, will name the child after his own clever achievements.
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Boris grudgingly thanks NHS after saving him from apotheosis
Intensive support from by overstretched nurses has deprived Johnson of a Homeric ascension.
Health Minister Matt Hancock confirmed to be three children in a trench coat
‘It all got rather out of hand’.
Advisors warn Trump that ‘with virus mortalities, small numbers are better’
He is said to be confused, but slowly accepting this new reality.
Raab to earn an extra ‘a’ in his name to reward his time as stand-in PM
He requested an extra ‘o’ in Dom, but that accolade’s been reserved by Mr Cummings
Public excited to forgive Tories for mismanaging another crisis
It’s not the same when Labour does it.
‘We said Britain would lead Europe again’, say leave campaigns
Brexit Britain’s mortality rate roars triumphantly into the lead.
‘We need PPE’ says cabinet of classics and history graduates
Despite onshore manufacturing, levels of Philosophy, Politics and Economics are at their lowest since the Heath government.
Seven more meetings Dominic Cummings is keeping his eye on
Dom and his merry band of misfit geniuses (but not Sabinsky) have their fingers on the pulse.
Johnson and Symonds begin work repopulating UK
The PM has opened up about the hard work he and Carrie Symonds have put into repopulating the UK.