As part of its crystal clear new guidelines, the administration has lifted the exercise limit.
“Proud patriotic British bodies will not fall victim to French COVID-19” says crap epidemiologist
Arrivals from France will not be subject to the 14 day quarantine, since a silly French virus is no match for big strong British people.
Social distancing to be rebranded COVOIDANCE™ in move that will definitely clear up all confusion
Say hello to COVOIDANCE™, the clear, concise and utterly unproblematic new brand to help us COVOID™ COVID and the associated crippling economic recession.
Man emerges from lockdown not the ‘superfit polymath pedagogue’ he appeared to be online
It has emerged that James, 37, from North London may not be the lockdown Renaissance man his Instagram feed suggests he is.
Seriously ill COVID patients ‘were not alert enough’
New medical research suggests that people who are given to ‘drifting off’, or who are just laid back, are at greater risk of coronavirus complications.
Government announces ambitious timetable for bigger second peak
The UK will pursue an ambitious timetable aimed at delivering an even bigger second coronavirus peak than it’s continent-leading first.
Government ‘hits target for missed targets’
Early reports suggest 2020 will be a record-breaking year for missing governmental targets, beating a very strong performance in 2019.
‘I remember the war like it was yesterday’ says 64-year-old with no lived experience of WWII
This VE day, we catch up with the generation that bravely talks endlessly about the war their parents fought.
Politicians scramble to hide problematic book titles from Zoom backgrouds
There haven’t been nearly enough bookshelf scandals in this country, so we imagined what might have been…
Queen to address Britain as it commemorates VE Day
Queen will give a televised message to mark the anniversary of VE Day, as the coronavirus outbreak overshadows nationwide celebrations.