In an adjoiner to a Green Paper submitted for review by the Sub-Committee for the Appointment of a Steering Group Facilitating Actionable Deliverables in Fiscal Stabilisation, the EU has accepted that the collapse of the Lehman Brothers and subsequent credit crunch is a very real crisis, and they must start planning a unified response.
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The ‘world’ is a controversial idea pushed by experts and elitists. At its heart, it’s the idea that there are ‘non-British’ places and people.
Low-mortality countries ‘cheat by using competance’ says government source
Government calls out ‘number fiddling’ by nations that use intelligent government action to reduce mortality rates.
‘China should have acted sooner on UK coronavirus response’ says MP
An extremely credible politician has reminded the public that nothing is ever her party’s fault.
“I’m loving the time off really”: Greta puts her feet up while the world grapples with a new existential crisis
The activist a takes well-earned break while once-skeptical old men are panicked to find that the planet is doomed.
North Sea oil platforms will demand rent from workers
“We consider ourselves more of an alliance of freelance oil artisans,” one taxpayer-subsidised oil exec said.
Texas and Georgia unearth new reserves of delusion
Emergency stocks of realism will no longer be needed in the lockdown-averse US states, after fresh veins of delusion were discovered yesterday.
“China created the virus and, er, released it on itself” says conspiracy theorist
Dedicated, self-appointed internet detectives unearth self-destructive nihilism at the heart of China.