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By Ernie Chess6 May 20208 May 2020

Raab to earn an extra ‘a’ in his name to reward his time as stand-in PM

He requested an extra ‘o’ in Dom, but that accolade’s been reserved by Mr Cummings

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By Ernie Chess5 May 20205 May 2020

Public excited to forgive Tories for mismanaging another crisis

It’s not the same when Labour does it.

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By Ernie Chess5 May 20205 May 2020

‘I miss the trench camaraderie’ say shoppers as supermarket stocks return to normal

Shoppers are left feeling empty as nostalgia for panic-buying sets in.

By Ernie Chess4 May 20205 May 2020

‘This is our war’ says person going to war against war analogies

‘This is our war’ says person going to war against war analogies

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By Ernie Chess3 May 2020

North Sea oil platforms will demand rent from workers

“We consider ourselves more of an alliance of freelance oil artisans,” one taxpayer-subsidised oil exec said.

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By Ernie Chess3 May 20203 May 2020

Johnson and Symonds begin work repopulating UK

The PM has opened up about the hard work he and Carrie Symonds have put into repopulating the UK. 

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By Ernie Chess3 May 20203 May 2020

Victoria Park installs mirrors to embarrass and deter visitors

The authority hopes to promote social-distancing and keep joggers away by nurturing their self-consciousness.

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By Ernie Chess2 May 20209 May 2020

Johnson to unveil next wave of mistakes

Anticipation builds ahead of the government’s mysterious – much built-up – announcement on Sunday.

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