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It has emerged that James, 37, from North London may not be the lockdown Renaissance man his Instagram feed suggests he is.
Early reports suggest 2020 will be a record-breaking year for missing governmental targets, beating a very strong performance in 2019.
This VE day, we catch up with the generation that bravely talks endlessly about the war their parents fought.
There haven’t been nearly enough bookshelf scandals in this country, so we imagined what might have been…
Government calls out ‘number fiddling’ by nations that use intelligent government action to reduce mortality rates.
The activist a takes well-earned break while once-skeptical old men are panicked to find that the planet is doomed.
‘It all got rather out of hand’.
He is said to be confused, but slowly accepting this new reality.
You’re not in government (so not allowed to defy lockdown rules), but you can still enjoy a 5☆ staycation.