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By Anna Lugosi28 April 20201 May 2020

Priti Patel ‘struggling to adequately reprimand unruly staff’ in Zoom age

‘I make no apologies for being tough’ said perennial Apprentice candidate Ms Patel in response to bullying allegations.

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By Anna Lugosi28 April 20201 May 2020

Government convinces public that underfunded NHS is now a charity

Voters have generously stepped up and funded public services themselves. 

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By Keith Sokol28 April 20201 May 2020

Contact tracing app to include ‘top money-saving deals’ and ‘huge discount offers’

The UK government has chosen to partner with Groupon, not Google and Apple, to build its contact tracing app.

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By Keith Sokol28 April 20201 May 2020

Inspiring! This man is making masks out of used wound dressings

This hero businessman has worked out a way to turn hazardous medical waste into profit!

An image of Dominic Raab, the UK Foreign Secretary and erstwhile stand-in prime minister, giving the nation’s press the sort of firm-but-fair clarity he’s known for. Read More
By Anna Lugosi28 April 20202 May 2020

UK government will not count deaths that occur on Thursdays

The move is expected to reduce the weekly total by around a seventh. 

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By Anna Lugosi28 April 20207 May 2020

So cool! This pharma lab dropped everything to make a vegan-friendly hand sanitiser

Oh my days! Finally a hand sanitiser without bacon bits. 

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By Anna Lugosi28 April 20209 May 2020

“China created the virus and, er, released it on itself” says conspiracy theorist

Dedicated, self-appointed internet detectives unearth self-destructive nihilism at the heart of China.

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