‘I make no apologies for being tough’ said perennial Apprentice candidate Ms Patel in response to bullying allegations.
Government convinces public that underfunded NHS is now a charity
Voters have generously stepped up and funded public services themselves.
Contact tracing app to include ‘top money-saving deals’ and ‘huge discount offers’
The UK government has chosen to partner with Groupon, not Google and Apple, to build its contact tracing app.
Inspiring! This man is making masks out of used wound dressings
This hero businessman has worked out a way to turn hazardous medical waste into profit!
UK government will not count deaths that occur on Thursdays
The move is expected to reduce the weekly total by around a seventh.
So cool! This pharma lab dropped everything to make a vegan-friendly hand sanitiser
Oh my days! Finally a hand sanitiser without bacon bits.
“China created the virus and, er, released it on itself” says conspiracy theorist
Dedicated, self-appointed internet detectives unearth self-destructive nihilism at the heart of China.