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Ernie Chess
Man emerges from lockdown not the ‘superfit polymath pedagogue’ he appeared to be online
It has emerged that James, 37, from North London may not be the lockdown Renaissance man his Instagram feed suggests he is.
Government ‘hits target for missed targets’
Early reports suggest 2020 will be a record-breaking year for missing governmental targets, beating a very strong performance in 2019.
‘I remember the war like it was yesterday’ says 64-year-old with no lived experience of WWII
This VE day, we catch up with the generation that bravely talks endlessly about the war their parents fought.
Politicians scramble to hide problematic book titles from Zoom backgrouds
There haven’t been nearly enough bookshelf scandals in this country, so we imagined what might have been…
Low-mortality countries ‘cheat by using competance’ says government source
Government calls out ‘number fiddling’ by nations that use intelligent government action to reduce mortality rates.
“I’m loving the time off really”: Greta puts her feet up while the world grapples with a new existential crisis
The activist a takes well-earned break while once-skeptical old men are panicked to find that the planet is doomed.
Health Minister Matt Hancock confirmed to be three children in a trench coat
‘It all got rather out of hand’.
Advisors warn Trump that ‘with virus mortalities, small numbers are better’
He is said to be confused, but slowly accepting this new reality.
5 getaway inspirations for the bank holiday weekend
You’re not in government (so not allowed to defy lockdown rules), but you can still enjoy a 5☆ staycation.