The world’s governments have entered a ‘race against time’ to find and incriminate scapegoats for the virus.
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Johnson to unveil next wave of mistakes
Anticipation builds ahead of the government’s mysterious – much built-up – announcement on Sunday.
“We wish we’d thought of counting tests that haven’t happened yet” say other countries
Leaders around the world have expressed regret that they didn’t think of fudging their testing figures by including tests that haven’t actually happened yet.
Priti Patel ‘struggling to adequately reprimand unruly staff’ in Zoom age
‘I make no apologies for being tough’ said perennial Apprentice candidate Ms Patel in response to bullying allegations.
Government convinces public that underfunded NHS is now a charity
Voters have generously stepped up and funded public services themselves.
UK government will not count deaths that occur on Thursdays
The move is expected to reduce the weekly total by around a seventh.