A village in Somerset has apparently reverted to Black Death tactics to stop dangerous hordes of middle aged men in lycra or MAMILs, from spreading virus from urban conurbations to rural backwaters.
The Somerset Peasants League or SVL was founded last week to defend the village of Puddleford in Somerset against virus-riddled outsiders.
One of the founding members, Thomas Tuckleberry, told The Pangolin that sweaty lycra was a breeding ground for all viruses, with Covid 19, Stuxnet and sheep-scabies all mentioned.