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Keith Sokol

A proud Lancastrian and dash-cam enthusiast, Keith says it like it is. He’s sorry if you don’t like it, he’s just that kind of person. He’s always been like that. He’s a straight talking fella who cuts out the BS and he thinks you should eff off if you can’t handle his honesty.

Right now, Keith is gobsmacked and says it’s just disgusting.

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By Keith Sokol6 May 20206 May 2020

Oh, thank God: small children raise money for local food bank so you don’t have to

Abigael (8) and Declan (6) have raised £4,000 in support of a local food bank, which is amazing because it will provide much-needed meals to those less fortunate, and also because you no longer have to.

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By Keith Sokol6 May 20207 May 2020

Boris grudgingly thanks NHS after saving him from apotheosis

Intensive support from by overstretched nurses has deprived Johnson of a Homeric ascension. 

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By Keith Sokol6 May 20207 May 2020

Village in Somerset reverts to Black Death tactics to isolate from middle-aged men in lycra

Residents have reconvened a Black Death era peasants’ league to help eject outsiders. 

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By Keith Sokol28 April 20201 May 2020

Contact tracing app to include ‘top money-saving deals’ and ‘huge discount offers’

The UK government has chosen to partner with Groupon, not Google and Apple, to build its contact tracing app.

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By Keith Sokol28 April 20201 May 2020

Inspiring! This man is making masks out of used wound dressings

This hero businessman has worked out a way to turn hazardous medical waste into profit!

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